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Random Chuck Norris Facts
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62 Random Chuck Norris facts |
| Chuck
Norris does not sleep. He waits. |
| The
chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. |
| The
Great Wall of China was originally created to
keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. |
| There
is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures
Chuck Norris allows to live. |
| Chuck
Norris originally appeared in the "Street
Fighter II" video game, but was removed by
Beta Testers because every button caused him to
do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch,"
Norris replied, "That's no glitch." |
| There
are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck
Norris. |
| A
Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the
preferred method of execution in 16 states. |
| Chuck
Norris CAN believe it's not butter. |
| If
tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power
the country of Australia for 44 minutes. |
| French
surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the
safe side. |
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